speaker for the dead: Archive

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Mar 1st

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Trying to explain to my grandmother why her...

ME: Its because of the way Craigslist stores information on your computer- the website is showing the old info because it doesnt know theres a new version of the page live. 
GRAM: ok....ok.....ok....
ME: understand what im sayin?
GRAM: ....no. 
ME: Well to see it right you've got to delete the Cache. 
GRAM: Delete what? 
ME: The Cache. on your computer. 
GRAM: you mean I have to go to a bank to do this? 
ME: *FACEPALM* No... you need to just click "delete cache" and then your computer will reload it right. 
GRAM: Ohh.... ok... 
ME: While you're at it, you should probably get rid of your cookies, too. 
GRAM: What? Cookies? I dont even HAVE any cookies- and what the hell does that have to do with the computer??
ME: *FACEPALM AGAIN* (thinking 'ok... use simple, small words') How about this- go ahead and look on craigslist in another browser- that should solve all of your issues. 
GRAM: Whats a browser? 
GRAMPS: (who has just walked in the room) Isn't that the name of Janie's dog? What are you guys doin?

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Just started using Grindr...

Im not sure if I know what Im getting myself into…

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

When you're stalking someone on Facebook and...

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Feb 28th

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thedailywhat: Oscars: Cirque du Soleil performers perform a movie-themed tribute to movies at tonight’s movie awards. [@zprophet_mma.]

Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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My little cousin is such a little stud!

Me: I'm tired! *yawn*
Jacob: I was up till THREE AM last night! 
Me: why were you up till three am?!
Jacob: (with a dead set face) Because I'm awesome.

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“Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.”

– Jenna Maroney - 30 Rock (via skankovich)

Feb 25th

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“He’s a wallflower. You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you...”

– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via colourmegreenwich)

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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California weather.

Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.

Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Anonymous asked: where in southern california do you live?

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Question of the day: are Social Constructs ALWAYS...

You hear all the time how gender roles are a social construct, with the implication that they are therefore not important. However, social constructs also give us standing in line and clever whimsical sayings like “silly boys, Trucks are for girls!”. Which leads me to a question: are social constructs unnecessary? Are they bad? Or is it simply opinion taken shape within society that is...

Feb 22nd

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