February 2011
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speaking of distractions...
Why are you so adorable?
I wish this question could be answered… but part of me likes the mystery.
But I have a plan.
Lets take a trip to Boston, watch the sunrise over the bay…
then hit up the mayflower and sail to a new world together.
We could make our own thanksgiving and celebrate
the joy we share just being together.
Lets go to England, have tea with the queen
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“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via hippiecrack)
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Internet Kill-Switch back in play on the senate...
Fun! As Egypt is cutting internet to its entire country, the Senate in the US is debating once again on giving the president the power to kill the internet connection throughout the country in case of national emergency.
I dont understand the point of this… what could there possibly be happening that owuld make it neccisary for the president to shut down all internet communication...
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African Country to make Breaking Wind a crime
Malawi is voting to make farting (breaking wind) a crime throughout the country, and are intending the law to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.’
Read More HEre
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“I dwell in Possibility —/
A fairer House than Prose —/
More numerous of...”
– Emily Dickinson (via bitchville)
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“I hate those endless descriptions of a heroine’s physical attributes… it really...”
– The Boyfriend List by E. Lockhart (via lostinthesounds)
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Not gay enough? Can't stay here →
gaywrites:
Imagine being persecuted in your country for being gay. Imagine attempting to emigrate from that country to the United States, where tolerance is higher and you can start over.
Imagine being dismissed from an immigration case for not being “gay enough.”
In the piece above from The New York Times, Dan Bilefsky looks into an immigration policy whereby applicants for gay asylum cases...
“poems are like cigarettes. we say one a day, then we catch ourselves writing...”
– Yesorotherwise (via teenskyscraper)
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A Glimpse by Walt Whitman
A GLIMPSE, through an interstice caught, Of a crowd of workmen and drivers in a bar-room, around the stove, late of a winter night—And I unremark’d seated in a corner; Of a youth who loves me, and whom I love, silently approaching, and seating himself near, that he may hold me by the hand; A long while, amid the noises of coming and going—of drinking and oath and smutty jest,...
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“If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the...”
– Carl Sagan (via hismuse)
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“Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping...”
– President Barack Obama
I do love a good socialist mop (via reallyfoxnews)
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So nobody liked Ode by Arthur O'Shaughnessy
You all should really get on that
I mean…. its quoted in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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January 2011
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“We need to cut these things that aren’t constitutionally mandated, that are kind...”
– —Sarah Palin, on President Obama’s State of the Union address, to Fox News’ Greta von Susteren, Jan. 26, 2011.
Dear. God. (via technipol)
Yay! Sarah Palin wants to cut funding for the national radio & funding for the Arts!
… And people wonder why I think she’s an idiot. :(
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There you go making my heart beat again
cfudbnkjdbk
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“That’s the big question, the one the world throws at you every morning....”
– – Mary Oliver
Long Life: Essays and other Writing
“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more...”
– Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
— I LOVE this! —
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Open the Bible app on my phone, it was on...
old Testament Bodily Discharge Laws FTW!
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Moonlight Sonada
I love how your voice and your smile interweave into one seamless expanse of adorableness that overflows my inhibitions and causes me to stare stupidly in your direction until my dopamine levels relax a bit and I realize what im doing.
you probably think im an idiot.
but Im not. I swear.
You just do things to my head that Im perfectly ok with.
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That awkward moment when a guy is trying really...
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Ode by Arthur O'Shaughnessy. 1844–1881
WE are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, 5 On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. With wonderful deathless ditties We build up the world’s great cities, 10 rAnd out of a fabulous story We...
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“I wonder if Jesus ever played footsies… Can’t you see Jesus at the...”
– Late night conversations with Junior Highers. I’m cracking up!
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Watching wrestling before bed.
Hot, sweaty muscular men grunting & rolling around on the ground legs wrapped around eachother, until one overpowers the other by pinning him down in specific and, often, sexually suggestive positions.
Why would straight guys watch this?
“So, take a shower, shine you shoes— you’ve got no time to lose. You are young...”
– Dispath (The General)